Aw poor little emo Jake doesn't even like teddy bears....
Well maybe Jake shoulda given him a stuffed penis, that makes everyone happy, a penis pillow, I have one too, it's 7 feet long and stands in the corner when I'm happy and when I'm in a bad mood I sit and hug it all day.
I'm so torn between laughing my ass off and being mortified.
You're so mean Jake...but Goddess I can relate to you so much sometimes xD
*has the head of a carebear on my bookshelf.*
...Yes. Just...the head.
I actually bought it that way. I don't know what happened to the rest of the Carebear, and I don't care.
Having the HEAD of something so unendingly cute and happy...just the head...appealed to me so much.